You had me

I am so sleepy can you read this for me? I made a query, I guess you got angry, because I wanted to hear your sad story, I wish I could make a friend from an acquaintance, Instead, I turned into a nuisance, I just wanted to put a smile on your face, Instead of hearing another sad rephrase. Why the separation? Was it due to failed conception, despite the lack of contraception, Was the relationship missing inspiration, Or just lack of lubrication I’m trying to be funny because you do make me horny and yeah, I know I’m corny. But don’t blame me, I remember you FLASHED me and you teased We both believe in serendipity, Without saying a word, you had me